May 24th, 2011

del stupid

PSA

Please follow the directions. The directions were written for your benefit. The directions were written for your protection. Because if you don't follow the directions I am going to BEAT YOUR THICK SKULL IN!!!!!

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Following the directions can save a life. The life they save will be yours.
That is all.

This Public Service Announcement brought to you by the woman currently mopping up your mess. It would be worse if I hadn't been able to return over half the crap to you. You owe me...
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