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Please follow the directions. The directions were written for your benefit. The directions were written for your protection. Because if you don't follow the directions I am going to BEAT YOUR THICK SKULL IN!!!!!


Following the directions can save a life. The life they save will be yours.
That is all.

This Public Service Announcement brought to you by the woman currently mopping up your mess. It would be worse if I hadn't been able to return over half the crap to you. You owe me...